Relationships

Love

You've stumbled upon the ultimate guide to navigating the complexities of love in the 21st century. Our decision tree will help you decide whether or not to invest in love, or whether you should invest in a good lawyer.

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Our decision tree will guide you through the jungle of relationships, one poorly thought-out algorithm at a time.