The Art of Not Being Ghosted by a Decision Tree

Relationship Advice from the Experts

In a world where decision trees are as complex as a Tinder profile, navigating romance can be a daunting task.

But fear not, dear reader! For today, we shall tackle the art of avoiding the ultimate rejection: being ghosted.

Here's the lowdown:

1. Don't be a decision tree that's too complicated. Keep it simple, stupid.
2. Avoid being too clingy. Give them space, but not too much. You get the drift.
3. Don't be a yes-man. Or a yes-woman. Or really, just be your own person.
4. Don't overthink it. Trust your gut (not that decision tree).

And remember, it's okay to be ghosted. Really, it's okay. It's not you, it's them. Or is it?