Decision Tree: Should I Get A Dog?

Are you tired of having a social life that revolves around your cat's needs?

Do you enjoy being woken up at 5am every morning for food?

Do you have a strong desire to be constantly covered in slobber and destroyed furniture?

Do you have an extra $1000 for vet bills, training, and treats?

Do you enjoy being the center of attention, but not in a good way?