A Decision Tree for the Ages: Should I Get a Dog?

Welcome, decision-maker, to this most hallowed of decision trees. You're here to determine the answer to the age-old question: "Should I Get a Dog?"

Step 1: Do I Have Enough Space for a Dog?

Maybe I can fit a Chihuahua, but that's about it.

Step 2: Can I Afford the Dog?

My bank account is crying itself to sleep at night, but I'm pretty sure I can splurge on a Pup-uccino.

Step 3: How Much Time Do I Have for a Dog?

I have all the time in the world... to scroll through my social media, but that's about it.

Step 4: Do I Want a Dog?

I'm 90% sure, but the other 10% is just my cat judging me.