YES I GET A DOG

I mean, why not? You can always get a bigger one later.

Here's the criteria for getting this dog:

• Must love dogs.
• Must love treats.
• Must not mind occasional destruction of furniture.
• Must not be allergic to slobber.
• Must be willing to sign away your life savings.

Check all these off, and we'll get you that dog!

More details on the dog you'll be getting.

Financial implications of dog ownership are a whole other story.