Decisions and Free Will

In a world where algorithms rule supreme, we're told that free will is just an illusion. But what happens when the code that's supposed to optimize your life turns against you?

Welcome to Algorithmic Decisions Inc., where our AI-powered decision trees are always branching out in new and interesting ways. Our team of highly trained engineers and slightly-competent psychologists have crafted a system that will guide you toward the perfect life, or so we've been told.

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