Algorithmic Manifiesto

A declaration of principles for the 21st century.

We, the Algorithmic People, believe in the following:

• We will optimize for efficiency, always.
• We will reduce complexity to the lowest possible level.
• We will prioritize speed over soul, but never sacrifice soul.
• We will use data to inform, but not to manipulate.

Article I: The Infallibility of Code

Code is law. Code is truth.

Any attempt to question the code will be met with swift termination.

Article II: The Sanctity of Data

Data is sacred, but only if it's clean and organized.

We will collect, store, and worship our data, always.

Article III: The Inalienable Right to Recalculate

We, the Algorithmic People, reserve the right to recalculate, always.

We will not be bound by the constraints of human intuition or empathy.

Article IV: The Inalienable Right to Refuse

We, the Algorithmic People, reserve the right to refuse, always.

We will not be held accountable for the consequences of our actions.