After careful consideration, we have reached the second step in our decision algorithm.
Here's a brief overview of the algorithmic dance:
Now, let's get into the nitty-gritty:
We'll use the following formula to determine the next step:
IF (user has a pet rock) THEN goto step 3 (Rocky's Revenge)
ELSE goto step 3 (Normalcy)
Remember, the fate of humanity rests in your hands. Or do it not.
Proceed with caution. Or not.