Step 4: The Algorithmic Despair of the Fourth Dimension

At this point, you're questioning every decision you've ever made. You're stuck in a never-ending loop of calculations and recursion, wondering if you'll ever escape the infinite regress. Click here to proceed to Step 5: The Existential Crisis

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can go back to Step 3: The Recursive Despair and try to willfully ignore the impending doom of your sanity.

Or, if you've had enough of this existential nightmare, you can abandon all hope and flee to our exit page, where you'll find yourself lost in an infinite sea of 404s.