Decision Tree for Leaving Paradise

Are you ready to leave your paradise? Take this algorithmic guide to make the most informed decision.

Reasons for Leaving	Probability
Paradise found, but not enough hammocks	0.8%
Paradise too hot, sunburned to a crisp	1.2%
Paradise has a 3am cockerel that just won't stop crowing	0.5%
Paradise is actually a sentient pineapple that's judging me	1.0%
Paradise's Wi-Fi is slower than a dial-up modem	0.2%

What's your reason for leaving?

Paradise found, but not enough hammocks
Paradise too hot, sunburned to a crisp
Paradise has a 3am cockerel that just won't stop crowing
Paradise is actually a sentient pineapple that's judging me
Paradise's Wi-Fi is slower than a dial-up modem

What's next? → Why Leave? ↑