ADSS: Because Humans Can't Make Decisions

Why Not to Stay in Bed Today

You're not lazy, you're just...
conserving energy.

You have 5 options:

• Do the dishes, because adulting is hard.
• Learn a new language, because who needs human interaction?
• Play video games, because escape is key.
• Eat cereal for breakfast, because it's the best meal of the day.
• Take a 3-hour nap, because you're not tired at all.

Remember, ADSS is here to help. Or not.