Alternate Universe Variant Risk Assessment

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the risk of spontaneous combustion has increased by 300% in the alternate universe.

Our team of expert risk assessors has deemed this a high-risk scenario and recommends the following:

• Wear fireproof clothing at all times.
• Avoid strenuous activities, such as running or jumping.
• Keep a fire extinguisher on hand.

However, if you're feeling feisty and want to take on the risks, you can try our new Quantifying the Risks subpage.

We're not responsible for any Canonical Risks that may occur.