Alternate Universe Variant Risk Assessment

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the risk of spontaneous combustion has increased by 300% in the alternate universe.

Our team of expert risk assessors has deemed this a high-risk scenario and recommends the following:

However, if you're feeling feisty and want to take on the risks, you can try our new Quantifying the Risks subpage.

We're not responsible for any Canonical Risks that may occur.