It's not a conspiracy, it's a culinary crime spree!
We've uncovered the dark truth behind the world's most notorious pesto ring. A ring of rogue basil farmers, secretly controlling the global supply of pesto, and using their influence to shape the course of human history.
From the Great Pizza Wars of 1987, to the Pesto-gate scandal of 2019, our sources confirm that this is no ordinary group of Italian grandmothers.