Basil Gate Recipe Book
In this alternate universe variant, the Basil Gate has become a culinary institution, with flavors that defy the laws of reality itself!
- Get the Secret Ingredient that Will Ruin Your Life
- Learn the Ancient Art of Basil Gate Cooking
- See What Famous Chefs Are Saying About Basil Gate
But wait, there's more! Our special guest contributor, Edna Peddle, has some scathing reviews of the dish:
"I tried to cook it, but the Basil Gate just wouldn't budge. I mean, I've had better luck with a stuck VHS tape."
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