Assembly Process of the Great Cheese Towers of Wonder

Step 1: Initial Cheese Acquisition

1. Acquire 500 kg of the finest Gouda.
2. Procure an equal amount of Chèvre.
3. Mix the two in a 3:2 ratio.
4. Stir for precisely 7 minutes and 14 seconds.

Step 2: Tower Construction

1. Drill a 10-meter-deep foundation.
2. Build an inner core of precisely 5 meters of Edam.
3. Begin wrapping the exterior with an alternating pattern of Mimolette and Époisses.

Step 3: Finishing Touches

1. Apply a 1-meter-high layer of Truffle oil.
2. Dust with 100 grams of paprika.
3. Place the finishing garnish of a golden-painted, edible flower.

And voilà! The Great Cheese Towers of Wonder stand tall.

For further reading, visit our subpage on The Secret Formula.

Or, for a glimpse into our quality control process, see Taste Bud Inspection.