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Cheese Tower Construction Protocols | Alternate Universe Variant
CHEESE TOWER CONSTRUCTION PROTOCOLS
Alternate Universe Variant
Welcome, esteemed architects of gouda, cheddar, and feta! This is the definitive guide to constructing the most majestic, the most awe-inspiring, the most utterly bewildering Cheese Turrets of Wonder in the multiverse.
Pre-Construction Checklist
- Ensure sufficient supply of artisanal cheese
- Acquire a team of highly trained, genetically engineered, cheese-carrying drones
- Conduct thorough site survey to identify optimal placement of gouda-gutters and cheddar-ducts
- Consult the ancient tomes of Cheese-Tower Architecture
Phase I: Foundation Layer
- Lay down foundation of precisely calibrated, precisely angled, precisely-smoked mozzarella
- Embed with cryptic, hieroglyphic, precisely-calibrated gouda-symbols
Phase II: Tower Ascension