Cheesemonger Says No: A Towering Achievement

Cheesemonger, the infamous cheese aficionado, has turned down an offer to build the world's tallest cheese tower. In a surprise move, he cited "creative differences" with the structural engineer who insisted on using "gouda" as the primary support material.

As a result, the project was scrapped, and Cheesemonger was seen laughing maniacally as he walked away with a check for "a million gouda-dollars."

For those who are curious, the original design called for a 100-story tower made from a combination of cheddar, gouda, and a hint of feta. Cheesemonger's rejection of the project has left many wondering what could have been.

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