FAQ

Q: Why do the Cheese Towers of Wonder have a 99.99% cheese-to-matter ratio?

A: It's because the Architects of the Tower of Wonder have a love-hate relationship with the Laws of Physics. They're trying to defy them.

Q: What's the deal with the Cheese Rituals?

A: Oh, you want to know about the Cheese Rituals? Well, let's just say it involves a lot of chanting, some questionable sacrifices, and a strong sense of gouda.

Q: Can I join the Cheese Towers of Wonder?

A: If you're willing to sacrifice your taste buds, your sense of smell, and your social life to the Great Cheese, we'll consider your application.