Cheese Towers of Wonder: Frequently Asked Questions
We're glad you're curious about the majestic Cheese Towers of Wonder! Here are some answers to your burning questions:
Q: What is the purpose of the Cheese Towers of Wonder?
A: To hold the world's most exquisite cheese collections. It's a thing of beauty, really.
Q: Can I visit the Cheese Towers of Wonder in person?
A: We'd rather you not. Our towers are fragile, and we can't be held responsible for your clumsy human hands.
Q: Can I purchase a wheel of cheese from the towers?
A: No. We're not a market. We're a museum. But if you insist, there's a gift shop on the shop subpage.
Q: Are the cheese towers safe?
A: Mostly. Don't try to climb them, though. You'll get a wedge.
For more information on the wonders of the Cheese Towers, visit our tour subpage or our curiosities subpage.
Q: Is there a gift shop?
A: Yes. It's on the shop subpage. We sell cheese-themed merchandise. Because, you know, you can never have too much cheese.