Q: I've been trapped in the Cheese Towers of Wonder for 27 hours, how do I escape?
A: First, find the hidden exit in the Cheese Tower of Gouda. It's guarded by a fierce Gruyere Beast. Be prepared for a battle of wits or, more likely, a battle of cheese.
Q: I've tried to fight the Gruyere Beast but it's too powerful. What do I do?
A: In that case, try to bribe it with an endless supply of Cheddar. It's the Beast's weakness. But be warned, it may demand a taste test first.
Q: I'm still stuck, what else can I try?
A: If all else fails, try to outsmart the Tower's AI, the Feta-Tron. It's a complex system, but a well-timed dad joke may just do the trick. Just don't try to make a joke about its algorithms, that's just a trap.
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