In this alternate universe, the cheese towers of Feta Falls have reached new heights. Literally.
Standing at 500 meters tall, the feta towers of Feta Falls are the tallest structures of their kind, rivaling the great cheese spires of Gruyère Heights.
Built on a foundation of aged, crumbly feta, these towers are the pride of Feta Falls' inhabitants, who take great joy in gazing upon their towering majesties.
Visit the next subpage for a tour of the tower's intricate, cheese-based plumbing system.
Or visit the Feta Falls Mall, where you can purchase all manner of feta-related merchandise.