Alternate Universe Variant: Cheese Towers of Wonder

Located on a planet of endless cheddar sunsets and gouda mornings, these towers defy gravity with an unrelenting love of dairy.

Each tower stands 10,000 km tall, with a foundation of creamy brie and a summit of crumbled feta.

Sub-Tower of Feta

Home to the infamous Feta Frenzy Festival, this sub-tower is a marvel of engineering, with a 1000-meter slide made entirely of shredded mozzarella.

Visit the Feta Frenzy Festival, where you can taste the tang of a thousand feta-topped delights!

Where the cows of old once roamed free, this sub-tower now serves as the epicenter of gouda-filled wonder.

Take a stroll through the Gouda Gardens, where you can sample the finest varieties of Dutch cheese.

Home to the mysterious and ancient art of Muenster divination, this sub-tower is a place of mystique and intrigue.

Consult the prophets and uncover the secrets of the universe, or so we're told.

Where the soft and creamy textures of life come to play, this sub-tower is home to the most discerning of brie enthusiasts.

Visit the Brie Bazaar, where you can sample the finest artisanal brie from the far reaches of the galaxy.