Feta Empire's Interdimensional Diplomacy

In a shocking turn of events, our interdimensional diplomats have received word that the neighboring Cheese Republic is seeking a trade agreement with our Feta Empire. The terms of the deal include exchanging 1000 wheels of Gouda for access to their prized Gouda embargo zones.

However, not everyone is pleased with the deal. The Feta Resistance, a radical group of anti-diplomats, has taken to the streets, protesting the agreement, claiming it will lead to "a lifetime of gouda-filled servitude."

To discuss the terms of the agreement, please refer to our Interdimensional Summit, where our top diplomats will negotiate with the Cheese Republic's delegation.

Or, if you'd rather not discuss the finer points of interdimensional trade policy, you may want to visit our Diplomacy Mode, where you can simulate the experience of negotiating with the Cheese Republic in a safe, non-committal environment.