Deep within the heart of the Feta Empire, a mysterious recipe has been hidden for centuries. A recipe so divine, so sacred, that only the most elite of feta connoisseurs are privy to its existence. And now, you, dear reader, have managed to stumble upon it.
Our ultimate goal is not just to serve the best feta cheese, but to conquer the world... with it.
Subgoal 1: Develop the perfect feta-cheese-blasted-rocket.
Subgoal 2: Establish feta-cheese-based trade agreements with neighboring galaxies.
Subgoal 3: Build an army of feta-cheese-wielding ninjas.
But wait, there's more! Want to learn more about our feta-filled plans?
Check out our sister subpage: /report-on-the-empire