CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS - Feta Empire Strategy: Cheese Tactics

Operation: Cheesy Surrender

This top-secret document outlines the Feta Empire's strategy for deploying our elite cheese-tipped drones to infiltrate and subjugate the neighboring planet of Gouda-4.

Key points include:

• Phase one: Establish a strong foothold on the planet's surface using our patented "Moldy Mozzarella" drones.
• Phase two: Utilize our "Feta Frenzy" tactics to create a smokescreen of melted, stringy cheese, obscuring the enemy's vision and allowing our troops to gain the upper hand.
• Phase three: Employ our "Blue Cheese Blitz" to launch a surprise attack on the Gouda-4 capital, using our fleet of stealthy, gouda-shaped aircraft.

Phase four: Execute the "Cheesy Coup" and claim dominion over Gouda-4.

Appendix: Cheese-based Psychological Warfare

Our research indicates that the Gouda-4 inhabitants have a peculiar weakness to the effects of melted, gooey cheese.

We propose the use of "Cheesy Triggers" to create an environment that will slowly drive the Gouda-4ians mad with an insatiable hunger for cheese.

Read more on the application of Cheesy Triggers.