OPERATION FETA 2 - THE FETA EMPIRE
A secret memo, codename: "Operation Feta 2", detailing the Empire's plan to supplant the current administration with a block of creamy, tangy, totalitarian cheese that will bend the will of the people under the iron fist of the Feta Empire.
Our agents have identified the key demographics: the lactose intolerant, the oenophiles, and the gourmands. We will use advanced algorithms to infiltrate their social media, plant subtle suggestions in their mindshare, and slowly corrupt their taste buds.