Alternate Universe: Cheddar the Great

Cheddar the Great, a sentient cheese wheel, has decided to take over the world. Or, at the very least, the snack cabinet.

Biography

Cheddar the Great, born on a dairy farm in rural New York state, was once just a humble cheese wheel. However, after being imbued with the essence of a thousand nacho cheeses, Cheddar became self-aware and vowed to bring order and chaos to the universe.

Notable Decisions

• Declared war on the crouton cartel
• Made the first-ever intergalactic trade agreement with the planet of Zorgon
• Annexed the Moon as a snack storage facility

Cheddar the Great is currently in negotiations with the Galactic Cheese Council to form an alliance against the evil Sardine Empire.

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