Decision 4: The Parmesan Portal

Welcome, monarch of the realm, to Decision 4: The Parmesan Portal. This ancient, mystical portal is said to grant access to alternate dimensions of cheese.

We've detected a 99.9% chance you're here for the gouda.

But be warned: the portal is guarded by the fierce and proud Cheese Golem. They're not to be trifled with, unless you're prepared to face the ultimate question:

The Golem's Challenge:

  1. What is the square of the sum of the squares of the legs of a right-angled triangle, where the legs are 3 and 4 units long?
  2. You must answer correctly, or face the wrath of the Golem.

Don't worry, we've included the answer in the FAQ section, just in case you're feeling sheepish.

But don't say we didn't warn you...