Welcome, monarch of the realm, to Decision 4: The Parmesan Portal. This ancient, mystical portal is said to grant access to alternate dimensions of cheese.
We've detected a 99.9% chance you're here for the gouda.
But be warned: the portal is guarded by the fierce and proud Cheese Golem. They're not to be trifled with, unless you're prepared to face the ultimate question:
Don't worry, we've included the answer in the FAQ section, just in case you're feeling sheepish.
But don't say we didn't warn you...