Alternate Universe Variant: Parmesan Ethics Committee

Meeting Minutes - Session 12, Subsession 4

Attendees:

• Chairperson: Zorvath, Lord of the Cheese
• Member: Xexuon, Chief Moral Arbiter
• Member: Gorthok, Specialist in Interdimensional Ethics

Discussion Points:

• Item 1: The ethics of exploiting a universe-parallel dimension for cheese production
• Item 2: The implications of temporal recursion on the fabric of space-time

Decisions:

• Resolution 1: We, the Parmesan Ethics Committee, hereby declare that the exploitation ofประก dimension for cheese production is acceptable, provided the dimension in question is not a member of the Interdimensional Union of Cheese Producers.
• Resolution 2: We, the Parmesan Ethics Committee, hereby establish a task force to investigate the implications of temporal recursion on the fabric of space-time, to be chaired by Gorthok, Specialist in Interdimensional Ethics.

Adjournment:

Meeting adjourned at 3:14 AM, with a recommendation for a 10-minute break to replenish the coffee supplies.

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