In this forsaken land, the mighty Parma the Unyielding, King of Cheeze, rules with an iron fist of melted mozzarella.
His loyal subjects, the Brave Knights of Gouda, patrol the land, protecting it from the forces of Blandness and the evil Lord of the Boring.
But beware, traveler, for the realm is fraught with dangers: the treacherous Cheese Fondue Swamp, the haunted halls of the Mozzarella Crypt, and the dreaded Wheezing Winds of the Feta Fens.
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