Decisions Decoded
In our kingdom, decisions are made with the utmost carelessness. We've developed an intricate system of governance that's as brutal as it is beautiful.
Our council of elder kings has decreed:
- Article the First: All decisions shall be made with a flick of the wrist and a whisper of despair.
- Article the Second: All meetings shall be conducted under the watchful eye of a bemused bureaucrat.
- Article the Third: All documents shall be written in blood-red ink on parchment as thick as a castle wall.