Q: What is the deal with the portal?
A: It's a gateway to an infinite dimension of melted cheese.
Q: How do I get to the portal?
A: Just follow the trail of melted mozzarella breadcrumbs.
Q: Will I still have to pay taxes in the multiverse?
A: Only on Tuesdays.
Note: Do not try to navigate this site while consuming dairy products. It won't end well.