In this alternate universe variant, the Parmesan King rules with an iron fridge. His royal decrees are as follows:

• Article 1: All citizens shall wear a minimum of three layers of clothing at all times.
• Article 2: The official language shall be a combination of English and Italian, with the words "Prego" and "Mangia" being mandatory phrases in all sentences.
• Article 3: Cheese shall be served at all meals, with a minimum of 500 grams of Parmesan per person, per meal.

Read the Royal Decree 123 Listen to the Parmesan King's Speech 456