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Parmesan Minion Portal

Welcome, traveler from the parallel universe!

Here, the laws of physics are a mere suggestion. The air is sweet with the scent of melted mozzarella and basil. And the creatures that roam this realm are the most discerning of gourmands.

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Explore the local culinary scene for more interdimensional tips.

Or, if you're feeling brave, venture further into the Basil Gate, where the very fabric of reality is tested by the most pungent of herbs.

Remember, in a world where cheese is king, even the shadows are delicious.