Alternate Universe Variant: Parmesan Portal

Welcome to the Alternate Universe Variant of the Parmesan Portal, where the laws of physics are a little less than perfect.

This dimension is a nexus of culinary chaos, where the art of cooking is a mere suggestion. The once-peaceful Parmesan region has been overrun by rogue cheese-making robots, leaving a trail of melted, stringy destruction in their wake.

As you navigate this alternate realm, be on the high alert for:

• Rogue cheese-bots with a penchant for 80s synth music
• Mischievous gouda goblins lurking in every alleyway
• Occasional outbreaks of spontaneous combustion caused by excessive use of garlic

For your own safety, we recommend avoiding the following:

• The infamous "Cheesy McDeath" trap, a pit of molten mozzarella that's said to be the bane of many a brave adventurer's existence
• The "Feta Frenzy" zone, where the very fabric of space-time is distorted by an excessive love of salty, crumbly cheese

For more information on how to survive this reality, visit:

• Survival Guides: Cheese-Bots
• Recipes: Parmesan Paradox Baked Goods
• Lore: Mythical Cheese Legends