In the year 3056, the great cheese scientist, Dr. Mozzarella, discovered the secret to opening portals to parallel universes using the ancient art of Parmesan Portal Technology.

Using a combination of aged balsamic vinegar and finely aged parmesan cheese, Dr. Mozzarella was able to create a stable wormhole that connected our universe with a reality where cats are the dominant species.

The implications of this discovery were immense: cats could now be used as a form of inter-universal currency, allowing for trade and travel between the two realities.

But beware, traveler, for not all universes are as... civilized as our own.

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