Ancient Technology Blueprints - Parmesan Pyramid Schematics
Welcome to our collection of ancient blueprints for the most ambitious projects ever conceived. This is the Parmesan Pyramid Schematics, where the ancient civilization of Parmesanians once attempted to defy gravity and reach for the stars.
Project Overview:
- Project Lead: Zorvath, the Great Architect
- Estimated Completion Date: Never
- Current Status: Abandoned in mid-construction due to excessive cheese usage
Technical Specifications:
- Materials Used: Ancient Parmesan Cheese (Aged to Perfection)
- Construction Techniques: Pyramid Schemes (patented by Zorvath)
- Calculated Risk of Collapse: 99.9%
Known Issues:
- Gravity Defiance Issues
- Lack of Maintenance Funding
- Inexorable cheese consumption