Parmesan Pyramid Schematics, Phase 2 Deployment

Welcome to the Alternate Universe Variant, where Parmesan Pyramids are the ultimate form of intergalactic cooperation.

In this phase, we've upgraded our pyramid schematics to include a new, more efficient cheese-based propulsion system.

This will allow our intergalactic fleet to travel faster, farther, and with a more satisfying flavor profile.

But that's not all - we've also integrated a new, AI-powered navigation system, allowing our pilots to plot the most scenic routes through the cosmos.

And, as an added bonus, our new pyramid schematics now include a built-in espresso machine, because even in space, a good cup of coffee is essential.

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