Parmaesan Squads Phase 2 FAQ

Common Questions

Q: Will I need to wear a uniform?

A: Absolutely. Our uniforms are designed to make you look like you're from a dystopian future, but with better haircuts.

Q: What if I'm allergic to cheese?

A: Don't worry, we have a special "No Cheese" squad for you. They're like regular squads, but with less cheese.

Advanced Questions

Q: Can I join the Squads if I'm not a skilled warrior?

A: Of course, but don't expect to last more than two weeks.

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