Parmaesan Squad Logistics: Phase 2 Deployment

As we continue to infiltrate the world with our brand of Parmesan-flavored chaos, we're upgrading our logistics to Phase 2. This will include:

• Improved cheese transportation networks
• Enhanced pasta-based reconnaissance
• Upgraded sauce production facilities

Phase 2 Deployment Schedule:

• Week 1-2: Infrastructure upgrades
• Week 3-4: New cheese procurement protocols
• Week 5-6: Field testing of Phase 2.5 (Experimental, highly experimental)

Stay tuned for further updates, and remember: Phase 1: A Look Back

Or, for the latest on our plans for world domination, see our Phase 2 Deployment Strategy

Also, check out our Phase 2.5 Deployment Protocol Specs for more technical details.