Alternate Universe Variant Cheese Trading Co.

Established in 1987, our cheese trading company is the only one in the multiverse that's willing to deal with the shady characters you'll find in the cosmos.

Our Cheese Pyramid Scheme

We've been in business for 30 years, and in that time, we've built a network of interdimensional cheese traders that'll make your head spin.

From the creamiest gouda in the Andromedian quadrant to the spiciest cheddar in the Orion Nebula, we've got it all.

Our prices are negotiable, but our reputation is not. Don't try to haggle, or you'll end up on the wrong side of a temporal loop.

Learn more about our Mozzarella Mandate