Our Cheese Pyramid Scheme
We've been in business for 30 years, and in that time, we've built a network of interdimensional cheese traders that'll make your head spin.
From the creamiest gouda in the Andromedian quadrant to the spiciest cheddar in the Orion Nebula, we've got it all.
Our prices are negotiable, but our reputation is not. Don't try to haggle, or you'll end up on the wrong side of a temporal loop.