In a universe where cheese has evolved to become sentient, Gertrude Goudaface is the reigning monarch of the Gouda Empire.
Read the Manifesto of Goudaface to learn more about the Great Gouda Uprising.
But be warned, the Empire is not for the faint of heart (or stomach).
Read the Memorandum on Goudaface's Dietary Restrictions before proceeding.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try to solve the Goudaface Puzzle to unlock the secrets of the Empire.