The Gouda Farmers of Alternate Universe Variant: A Pyramid Scheme like No Other

In a world where cheese is the ultimate currency, the Gouda Farmers of Alternate Universe Variant have mastered the art of pyramid schemes. Their secret ingredient? A dash of interdimensional travel and a pinch of existential dread.

Join us in our underground bunker, hidden deep within the fabric of space-time, where the laws of physics are but a distant memory. Leave your wallet, your sanity, and your free will behind. We'll take care of the rest.

Subsidiary Operations:

• Management: Meet the Masters of the Multiverse
• Cheesemongers of the Void: The Brave Ones
• Parmesan Participants: The Uninitiated