Welcome to Farmer 3's infamous Parmesan Pyramid Scheme, where the only thing more abundant than cheese is the lies.
Farmer 3, our beloved protagonist, has been peddling Parmesan to the masses, promising them an 8% return on investment, plus a side of feta.
But don't be fooled, dear investor, the pyramid is built on shaky ground, and the only thing that's really being sold is hope and a dream of gouda.
Investor 1: "I gave you my life savings, Farmer 3!"
Farmer 3: "Ah, yes, yes, yes, it's all part of the plan."
Read Investor 1's story of woe for a first-hand account of the scheme's inner workings.
View Farmer 3's portfolio to see just how wisely their investment was managed.
Don't get caught in the trap, stay far, far away from Farmer 3's scheme. Your wallet (and your dignity) will thank you.
Or, if you're feeling particularly gouda-foolish, you can subscribe to the scheme and join the ranks of the financially ruined and emotionally scarred.
Disclaimer: The contents of this page are intended for entertainment purposes only. Please do not invest your life savings with Farmer 3.
Or do. If you're a glutton for punishment.