Alternate Universe Variant: Parmesan Regulations
In this parallel dimension, the Parmesan regulations were a real thing, and we're not kidding, folks! They were a set of rules created by a time-traveling, cheese-loving monarch to govern the consumption and production of Parmesan. It was a weird and wondrous place, full of creamy sauces and gouda-filled dreams.
Key Provisions:
Article 1: Mandatory Mozzarella Toppings
ARTICLE 1: All plates served must be topped with at least 2% mozzarella by weight. Any topping that is not mozzarella is hereby deemed a felony.
Article 2: Regulation of the Whey
ARTICLE 2: The whey from any dairy product used in the preparation of Parmesan shall be collected and used for the sole purpose of making a good marinara sauce. Any whey not so used shall be considered a waste, and the perpetrator shall be subject to a fine not to exceed 1000 space bucks.