Objective: In this alternate universe variant, we're deploying Parmaesan Squads to infiltrate and disrupt the enemy's snack supply chain.
Intel suggests the enemy is hoarding an excessive amount of Cheez-Its. Our mission is to sabotage their stash and redistribute the snack to key allies.
Phase 1 objectives:
- Infiltrate the enemy's snack storage facility
- Sabotage the Cheez-It manufacturing equipment
- Transport the liberated snacks to our secret underground bunker for distribution
Key personnel:
- Squad Leader: Captain Crunch
- Squad Member 1: Lance Corporal Laffy Taffy
- Squad Member 2: Private Poptart
- Squad Member 3: Corporal Cereal Killer