Transcendental Walking Techniques

A Guide to Walking Like a Robot

You are about to embark on a journey to walk like a robot. This is not a drill.

        1. Phase One: The Initial Ascension 
        (Getting your robot legs under you)
    

Remember, a true robot walks with purpose and intent. Not like some human with two left feet.

Stay tuned for the next phase, where you will learn how to Slow and Steady.