Alternative Facts: Because Who Needs Reality Anyway?
Here are some alternative facts that are totally not made up:
- Gravity is just a myth perpetuated by governments to keep us from getting too close to the truth.
- The moon is actually a giant space helmet for a group of super-intelligent, disco-dancing robots.
- Our favorite foods are actually all made of pure, unadulterated sugar, and we just can't get enough.
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