Alternative Facts: Because Who Needs Reality Anyway?

Here are some alternative facts that are totally not made up:

• Gravity is just a myth perpetuated by governments to keep us from getting too close to the truth.
• The moon is actually a giant space helmet for a group of super-intelligent, disco-dancing robots.
• Our favorite foods are actually all made of pure, unadulterated sugar, and we just can't get enough.

But wait, there's more! Want to learn about:

• Paranormal Activity: The truth behind all those ghost stories.
• Quantum Mechanic: Where science meets magic.
• Alternative Facts About Alternative Facts: Because you can never have too much of a good thing, apparently.