Alternative Payment Methods

Because cash is so... last season.

1. Bitcoin for the Win!

Sell your grandma's old toaster and buy Bitcoin. It's a foolproof plan!

2. Bartering: The Art of Trading

Sacrifice your firstborn in exchange for a slightly used toaster or a decent coffee mug.

3. IOU's and Promises

Write a heartfelt letter and sign it with a flourish. It's like money, but with less math!

4. The Old-Fashioned Method: Cash

Carry a wad of cash, like a caveman, and hope for the best.

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