It's like, have you ever had to choose between two things that are kinda sorta the same, but also kinda different?
Like, do you want to eat a sandwich or a salad? Both are great, but also both are kinda boring.
Subpage 2: The Salad Conundrum
Ham or Turkey? The Great Sandwich Schism
Ham or Turkey? The Great Sandwich Schism
It's time to choose between the ham or the turkey. But, like, what's the difference, right?
Pro-Ham
Ham is salty, ham is savory, ham is life. Don't even get me started on the glaze.
Pro-Turkey
Turkey is lean, turkey is mean, turkey is... well, it's just as good as ham, really.
The Middle Grounds
Maybe you like both? Maybe you like neither? Maybe you just like the bread?